Officials Im The Assholes Text Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ Your New Everyday Favorite
You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
Why This Stands Out
- ๐จ No Cheap Print Here โ We donโt do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG โ ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
- ๐งต Comfort-Level: 10/10 โ Gildanยฎ blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- ๐ Move Freely โ Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
- ๐บ๐ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
Fabric Breakdown
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ6 oz โ naturally soft and breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Your Perfect Match
Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:


- Find your color in the chart above.
- Match your measurements to the size guide.
- Add to cart and check out securely.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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