Original Too Silly To Be Silent Goose Anti Trump Christmas Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Exclusive Design โ Premium Print on Gildanยฎ Cotton
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ Image shows a tee, but this design is printed on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your preferred style at checkout โ every piece is made to order, exactly how you pick it.
What Makes It Hit Different
- ๐จ Zero Compromise โ Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ the design isnโt going anywhere.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Throw It On & Go โ Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric Breakdown
- Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3โ6 oz โ naturally soft and breathable.
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester (8 oz) โ warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.
- Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.
Choose Your Style
Find your size and pick your color โ itโs that easy:


- Find your color in the chart above.
- Match your measurements to the size guide.
- Add to cart and check out securely.
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโt possible for made-to-order items, but weโre here if you need anything.
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